Japan Rant

First off, here’s some background music.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it’s really related to this thread.
I am in Japan right now; you know, Japan?
Well, anyways, there was insane number of foreigners there, and I couldn’t get in.
Then, I looked at the poster on the wall, and it had “Cool Japan” written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don’t come Japan just because you think it’s cool, fool.
It’s only cool, C-O-O-L for crying out loud.
There’re even entire families here. Family of 4, all out in Japan, huh? How fucking nice.
“Alright, daddy’s gonna order a giant hamburger at McDonald’s.” God, I can’t bear to watch.
I’ll give you a giant hamburger if you go back to America.
Japan should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys wanting to buy the same 30000 yen Touhou Mahjong set can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that’s what’s great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was at Shinjuku station, and then the American bastard beside me goes “I hate Japan, why does everyone speak Japanese? I want to go home.”
What kind of foreigner in Japan really wants to go home nowadays, you moron?
I want to interrogate him . I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don’t just want try killing yourself?
Coming from a Japan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, going to Nakano Broadway.
That’s right, Nakano Broadway. This is the vet’s way of going to Japan.
Going to Nakano Broadway means more rare goods than mainstream goods. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it’s amazing. This is unbeatable.
However, if you go there then there is a danger that you’ll be looked down upon by some Japanese people from the next time on; it’s a double-edged sword.
I can’t recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stay the fuck in America and never come to Japan, ever.

(SDS reminded me that the Yoshinoya Rant exists)

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