Archive for November, 2007

Evangelion: “Now in a shiny metal box” Edition

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Spotted at Best Buy while on my way back from buying art supplies. Right above it was this, which I considered buying, but passed on. I guess for $44 it was pretty cheap.

You know, thinking back, it probably wasn’t the crumbling industry that killed Geneon, but the fact that they just can’t print money at will. I mean, just look at this! ADV can just keep re-releasing Eva and people will keep buying (if people weren’t buying, why would they keep releasing it?) Same with Funi and their over 9000 releases of DBZ. What bothers me about these companies is that they waste what they have on shit, while Geneon, who couldn’t print free money had to get all the good niche titles that no one bought, and that’s why they crumbled.

This issue of the industry going down has been on my mind for a bit. Why wouldn’t it? Everyone’s talking about it. Once I get time I may write something kind of substantial about this.

Re: Crazy Sunshine

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

I’d like to thank everyone who commented on my last comic rant. I really appreciate the feedback. The main issues brought up were consistency of artwork, writing style and update schedule. I’ll be addressing all of these now.

Artwork consistency: It seems I’m not the only one who has a problem with this. Part of this is because I’m trying to work out a style for myself. I kind of think my style is boring, and I want to give it a bit more individuality. So, yeah it’s something I’m working on.

Writing: People seem to want more character in the characters, which is understandable. I’d like to do character based arcs, but I’m afraid of turning into MegaTokyo. Also, given weekly updates, that’d take a lot of time (I say this even though I have something of a character-centric series (series meaning 2 comics) planned for the holidays). I will however try to put more character into their dialogue and actions.

I have to get these three things to work together in perfect balance: humour, message and character. I think most of the time MESSAGE overshadows all of those. I think it may help to focus less on such specific things all the time and just focus on some aspects of fandom in general. This comic kinda does it well, but kinda doesn’t.

When I say “Penny Arcade for otaku” I mean more a comic that serves the same general purpose that Penny Arcade does. As far as style goes, I’m thinking more along the lines of Mac Hall in terms of comic presentation and scripting, with the tone of things like NHK, Zetsubou and PPD when needed.

It seems people want better writing over better art. That’s fine, but there’s nothing more embarrassing than an ugly webcomic… thusly I will work on improving both art and writing at once, orz

Updates: Seems people want more updates, but if it comes at the cost of quality, they don’t mind.

I think at most I’d be able to swing 2 updates a week. I’ll have a less demanding major next semester, so lets see how that goes. This also requires having more ideas for comics, which is kind of hard, but getting easier lately.

Wow, it kind of just looks like I’m making excuses now. But rest assured I took all your words into consideration and will keep them in mind while making future comics. Once again, thanks.

Colour class

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Anime directors, producers, character designers…

Bad drawing of Nagi

Dumb Yamato rip-off and giant robot demon thing grabbing a planet

Stupid looking robot that is bigger that multiple galaxies fighting a giant head (which has a very giant body)

Plan for new site header 

Comic Site Rant: Crazy Sunshine

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Original Post

This script is pretty much 100% true. I’m not sure if /d/ actually did the shitting dick nipples, though. That may be more up gurochan’s alley. Lineart turned out mostly good, with the exception of the last panel. I tried to be a bit ambitious with that one, and it turned out kind of ok. Colouring is good, though the light/shadows in this one are probably a bit too strong. The background is based off a little ramen place down in Porter Square. I forgot to include the cheesy tablecloths and folding chairs. I will next time.

Lately I’ve been thinking about the comic– mainly how to make it better, and make it appeal to more people. This site gets a modest amount of traffic each month, roughly 1000/1500 visits a day and ~10000 unique visitors per month, according to AWstats. It’s nothing impressive, but it’s fine. However, I don’t feel I’m reaching all the people that I’m setting out to please. There are a number of reasons for this, the main ones being quality and quantity. This comic isn’t very good. The art is below average and the writing is less than amateur. On top of that, considering that I only update once a week, just to bring more crap, who’s going to want to read that? Not that I feel you, the reader, has bad taste, this is just my own personal opinion on what I do. Another reason could be that I start internet slap fights with random people and usually end up as the bad guy, but people read what jerks write all the time so I’m not too bothered by that.

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The US anime industry is crumbling at our very feet

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Image of Hazuki just because

Our good ol’ buddy Justin Sevakis wrote a little piece over at the ANN talking about the crumbling US anime industry. This is kind of the same stuff we’ve been hearing for a while, but apparently it’s fucking dire now. Some other cool dudes have written things about it, and we’re also having something of a discussion over here.

Apparently I’m in the minority when it comes to ditching my fansubs once the official releases hit. Near as I’m concerned, fansubs have nothing on US releases, and I’d much rather have a polished US release over some fansub. But I guess I’m old fashioned in wanting to support things I love. That said, I don’t buy every fucking thing I download. No, not at all. Fansubs are my way of keeping current with the Japanese fans, and like the Japanese fans, if I like the show, I’ll buy the DVD when it comes out. Yeah, I’m still stealing, but at least I support the stuff I like, and I’m fine with that.

Other than that, I have nothing more to say on this, so I’ll just sit back and watch.

when the kids sing out the future/ maybe, kids don’t need the masters/ just waiting for the little busters, oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah.

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Unlike all the other kids these days, I do not have a fancy-schmancy mp3 player. This is because I don’t feel such a thing would be worth the investment (however, considering how often I travel on a daily basis, it probably would be, I’m just cheap.) Therefore, whenever I go out on extended road trips and the like, I bring along my bulky CD player and CD-catalog. Now, I usually listen to music on my PC, and usually just to the songs on my PC, as I can’t be arsed to import or push CDs in and out of the thing too much. So, basically what I’m saying is, I rarely listen to my CD collection. This is a shame, because there are a lot of great things in there. On my way to a wedding last night, I popped the second FLCL soundtrack into my portable CD player and fell in love with it all over again.

I don’t like rock music too much, but The Pillows have this kind of raw spirit that I just totally dig. However, the problem with the FLCL soundtrack is, while wild and cool, it is just a soundtrack, so most of the songs are instrumental. While that isn’t so bad, my favourite songs across the two discs are the ones with vocals. Crazy Sunsine, Blues Drive Monster and Last Dinosaur to name a few.

Thanks to FLCL’s success over here in the states, a lot of The Pillows’ records have been released domestically and can be acquired for cheap. So, what I’m asking is, anyone know any good Pillows records? If they are one of the domestic releases, that’d be even better. I’m trying to expand my musical taste beyond the anison a bit. Thanks.

we can make a happy day

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

I’m the Scatman

it has gone according to “keikaku”

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

This contains some SPOILERZ for Death Note and, uh, the Godfather movies. Yeah.

 


Posting a pic of Sayu since she is the hottest girl in Death Note.

It’s not really like me to be a fan of such things, but I think Death Note is a pretty neat story. I just have a thing for stories that involve young men getting addicted to power and eventually destroying themselves by way of that power. However, this post isn’t really about that, but more about the end of the story. People often complain that the post-time jump stuff is extraneous, poorly written, and that the ending is a disappointment. I will agree that the second part of the story certainly does feel like a money-hungry Shounen Jump editor had something to do with it, but the ending is spectacular, and I feel its impact is so great because of this extraneous arc. Maybe if Tsugumi Ohba took some time to think through that last arc more clearly, the series may well be one of my most favourites.

I’ll back up a bit. I’ve not read any kind of creator’s commentary for Death Note, but I’m going to assume Ohba wanted to end it at the L-arc. I’m also going to assume that Light was going lose to L, simply because the entire story would lose its point if Light didn’t lose. However, if it ended like this, I wouldn’t feel too satisfied. Yes, the mind puzzles were fun, and the random twists were neat, but it’d just feel so small. The great part about the second arc is how over-done it is. Sure, sometimes it’s a bit too over-done for even me (hi, purple-tipped penis rocket.) but the post-L stuff expands the story to a global scale, suddenly making it feel a lot more important.

However, the scale of the second arc isn’t really important, but it definitely helps. The main thing that makes this second part is the fact that Light won against L beforehand. To me, it wouldn’t make sense for Light to lose to L, since they were more or less one for one, and the only reason Light came out on top was because he had dark voodoo magic from another world. Light’s victory over L made him cocky, and that’s part of what lead him to his demise. Light’s loss to Near works well, because on top of him losing simply on account of being cocky (though Near had some Jesus magic going for him) he lost the entire world he had created. In the L-arc, Light’s influence was there, but he didn’t have television programs devoted to him, nor did he have entire nations that accepted him. The fact that he lost so much and got reduced to a wreck waddling on the floor of some warehouse emphasizes the point of the story much more than if he had just lost to L.

Switching gears a bit, the reason why I mentioned The Godfather in the opening line was because I feel these two stories are rather similar. I’m sure you can liken Death Note to many other stories, but The Godfather story is one I’m most familiar with, so I’m just going to roll with it. Death Note and The Godfather both involve young men who possess great power that turns them into cold blooded killers, and they both have shitty conclusions that are kind of worth it in the end. I do feel that Death Note’s shitty conclusion is a bit more necessary than Godfather’s, since by the third movie you realize the last two had essentially the same plot just the second was grander and the third one also has the same plot but Sophia Coppola can’t act, and Al Pachino is always over-acting. But I digress.

Michael and Light are in similar situations. Michael eventually becomes the head of a giant syndicate and can kill anyone who stands in his way with the push of button, and Light has a magical notebook that can kill people. The ways they get to these points are different, though. It takes Michael an entire movie with a lot of profound character development to whack mugs, and it takes Light no more than 15 minutes with a brief read over the notebook rules before he’s killing dudes left and right. Their approach to their killing is different as well. Light pours emotion into each name he writes down, while Michael treats each murder as another business decision. Basically Light has more fun.

Despite these differences, their situations are basically the same, and the messages in both works are very similar. They both end with the main guy biting it: Michael dies alone as an old man, and Light gets reduced to a bloodied pump in some random warehouse. It’s pretty clear what both stories are telling us, considering these characters’ actions and their respective endings.

Ok, so I’m really reaching. But I’ll take any chance I can to talk about some of my favourite non-anime movies in an anime context. Next time I do one of these serious posts, I promise it’ll be on something far more interesting…

Delay on comic 70

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Generally I try to complete comics a few days before the usual update day (which has become Saturday.) However, this time I have hit a snag. I thought I was going to complete the comic today, but right as I was about to put the text in, I realized I had forgotten to take a very important thing home with me for the Thanksgiving holiday: the script. Yes, I left the script on my PC back in Boston. I’d rather not try and re-write it since I know it won’t come out as funny as it originally was (trust me, I’ve tired it.) So, in the meantime, here’s the comic with no words. With hope the completed version should go up on Monday.

If you’re bored, you can make a game of guessing who says what.

ultimate

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Guys, I figured it out. It’s LOGIC that keeps us down. If we just abandon all LOGIC everything will turn out for the better! This striking epiphany hit me while I was thinking about the complex themes behind The Greatest Anime Ever. Who the fuck needs logic? Seriously, FUCK THAT. Dwelling on things such as logic just makes a you a boring and predictable person who leads a boring and predictable existence. So, that is why, as of RIGHT NOW, I’m abandoning all logic and acting purely on emotion. By emotion I don’t mean shitty and dumb emotions like depression, I mean MAN emotions like HOT BLOODED PASSION THAT BREAKS HOLES THROUGH THE UNIVERSE AND INTO TOMORROW. I feel by doing so my life will benefit greatly.

Yeah, it’s like almost 3:00am, and this came to me while I was flipping through some issues of Megami. I’ve been running around most of today, and I’ve had to fly, so it’s been kind of a Long Day. I just needed to get all that whateveritis out of my system.

God this is turning into a LiveJournal. If I have time I’ll write about this strange musing I had which involved comparing Death Note to The Godfather movies.

Kyon’s little sister

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Kyon’s sister claims my computer in the name of all that is good, loli and imouto.

I actually have two imouto atop the computer now, along with one of my six Mikurus.

i swear i’ll stop posting shit like this and actually make an effort to make somewhat worth-while posts…

HAZUKI-TAN 2

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

The second Tsukuyomi ending animation is beautiful.

I need to get to re-watching that series…

… but I’m too busy watching trash.

Final word on this stuff

Monday, November 19th, 2007

The little spot of dorama I created about a fortnight ago still hasn’t subsided. A few days ago the fine userbase of FANDOM WANK, a site which I had never heard of (since they’re not super cool enough for me to notice them) found my little internet slap-fight with Dark Mirage and insisted on talking about it. The comments are ok– some of them are actually quite good. I don’t have the time or drive to mine through all of them, but this one sent me in to fits wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“One of the things I cannot get over about a fair few of these fanboy males is the way they act like they won’t settle for anything less than a petite Oriental bikini model on each pudgy white arm, never mind that they look like a shaved ape in a pizza-stained Shuffle! tee. The insistent way pale, spotty nerds complain that any girl who isn’t utterly perfect (or, le gasp, actually looks like a normal woman) is a hideous, pustule-covered buttertroll no guy in his right mind would touch with a ten-foot pole really gets me down sometimes. What the Hell do they see when they look in the mirror that they think gives them the right to demand perfection in a woman?”

The first hilarious thing that strikes me about this comment is how she assumes I’m both white and fat, which I’m not. Anyone who knows me will know I’m a somewhat dark-skinned Persian who is relatively well proportioned (though I will admit to the spots of acne, I am still just a dorky teenager.) The second hilarious thing is how she assumes I am interested in 3D women (”Oriental” women at that, wwwww) and that I look for perfection in 3D women, which is also wrong. I have a 2D-Complex which means I don’t like 3D women AT ALL. Not because they’re unattractive, but because they just aren’t my cup of tea. I prefer my girls rendered with thin lines and the fill-tool. I’ll admit some girls are moderately good looking, but I much rather rub against a pillow with Kaede Fuyou or Nagi Sanzenin on it, thanks.

The sheer amount of ANGRY FANGIRL present in this comment is hilarious. I won’t say it represents the general tone of the comments there, but it’s quality. It also remidned me that girls actually use the internet :V

This other one is funny for the same reason, but not as brilliant as the previous one by our black-hair-dying (EMOOOOOOOOOO), fanfiction-writing, nerdy fangirl from the UK.

Anyway, that’s my final say on my experimental work of art. I need to stop wasting time on this and get to watching old fanservice OVAs I started as a kid but never finished. Oh, Blockbuster, and your anime section in the 90s!

 

HAZUKI-TAN

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Seems like I never explored the Hazuki tag thoroughly enough…

Demon City Shinjuku

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

The movie was filled with lines like these, which made it kind of fun. However, I also expected a lot of action, which I didn’t get. Cheesy dialogue is fun, but after the first 15 minutes it needs to be balanced out with The Ultraviolence, and Demon City Shinjuku was severely lacking on that count. Oh well, I guess I chose the wrong random old anime to watch.

Even though I only paid 10 dollars for it, I feel kinda cheated.  Oh well, at least I own one US MANGA CORPS DVD now. I guess that counts for something.

Thank you referral log

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Welcome to two weeks ago.

Why the hell write about this, and why now, two fucking weeks after the fact? Two weeks is like 10 years old in internet time, and we all know nothing on the internet is allowed to be OLD. The article is kind of amusing though, but the comments leave something to be desired. I guess I can’t expect everyone to be super clever and witty, like me.

Oh god, they’re leaving comments now.

In other news, Gunsmith Cats was awesome. Took me far too long to get around to watching that.

Comic Site Rant: 芙蓉楓至上主義

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Original Post

Sorry for the two week break there, but a bunch of shit happened all at once, and I just wasn’t able to get the comic out on time. This comic marks the end of my 00 bashing, mostly because I’ve dropped the show and have nothing more to say about it. Originally this comic was going to be super long, but I like it better this way, quick and to the point. The art is pretty bad here, but I think the CG job kind of saves it. I’ll try better next time. Yes, that is Shuuichi Ikeda and Toru Furuya.

Nothing much to say today, but I’d like thank Fakku (18+) for plugging me the other day, giving me many hits and many adsense clicks. Same thanks goes out Hinano. Actually, thanks to any major site for plugging me. Really appreciate it.

Yeah, that’s it. Don’t have much to say, as usual (most of the talking happens on the blog now) so I’ll be off.

Mon Amour Tokyo

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Mon Amour Tokyo

I think I may do entries like this where I just post random songs I like. Mostly by Pizzicato Five, since they are really the only band I listen to outside of all the anisongs that populate my playlist.

Actually, I really dig Shibuya-kei. Anyone have any bands/albums they could suggest?

Shana was never a good show

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Since I have no social life at all, most of my waking hours are spent on the Internet, specifically on anime messageboards. Now, since the world is 95% stupid and 5% smart, there are a lot of dumbasses on the internet. I’d like to think my chosen corner of Interweb contains some of the smart 5%, and for the most part it doesn’t disappoint. However, I sometimes run into comments that just blow my mind.

Guys, guys, guys, GUYS! Shakugan no Shana was never a good show. I repeat, SHAKUGAN NO SHANA WAS NEVER A GOOD SHOW. You wacky computer people on the intertrons seem to think that it was and think that this new show is somehow a step below that. No, it isn’t. It is just as bad.

I watched the first Shana series something like three months ago (alongside the first season of Nishizaki’s only good work, UCHUU SENKAN YAMATO) over the space of what was probably a few weeks. I tried desperately to see why people cream their pants over this show, and found nothing interesting past the (rather sexy) character designs. It was average. Infact, I’d go as far as to say that it was below average since the animation, for the most part, was horrible. Not quite GUN-DOH Musashi or Zaizen Jotaro levels of quality, but for the most part the animation was stiff, the characters were usually off-model and generally I found all the lighting effects to be quite muddy-looking. As far as important shit like plot and charaterization goes, they weren’t anything worth writing my folks about. The show is built around an interesting premise, but it seems the Japanese are genetically incabale of writing anything good around really cool concepts (hi, F/SN.) The “story” (which really just felt like fighting a new baddie every couple of eps for whatever reason) is similar to something I would write in 7th grade, and the charaterization is passable (I’ll admit to having a soft-spot of Kasumi.) Don’t even start with the “but I watched it for the action!” arguments since the action was typical horrible anime action.

This new show is really just the same, just with actual attention paid to making the characters kind of look like Itou Noiji’s original designs, which is probably the sole reason why I like this show better than the other one. All the other shit is just as bad, so I don’t see why people are making a fuss over it. But since all you guys are dropping it, you may as well fill the space with something that is actually good. Me? I’ll keep watching this show as I find it’s something decent to turn then brain off to. Kinda like porn.

you want the bad anime? you can’t handle the bad anime!

more myanimelist shit

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

I started a club

Join if it suits your tastes.

I couldn’t help myself…

Monday, November 12th, 2007

So… cute…

A Humbert Humbert for the Twenty-First Century

Monday, November 12th, 2007

“To start with, the heroines of erotic games are no more than fictional characters, drawn with two-dimensional computer graphics. In order to express innocence, purity, and femininity, there’s no personification more appropriate than a little girl, is there? We’re relaxed by the symbol of the little girl. And when they’re 2D characters, they have no chances of dealing any blows to our fragile emotional state. On top of that, the motif becomes that of the weakest character possible in social, physical and emotional senses–the little girl. Because of that double safety lock, we are protected from being hurt, and we can escape for fear of being rejected. That is to say, this is the true meaning of moe: ideal, young, innocent femininity.”

–Welcome to the NHK, Chapter 5, Page 76

MyAnimeList.net

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

Here

Sorry AnimeSeen, this one is a lot flashier.

I swear that’s it for metablogging

Happy Birthday, Kaede!

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Actutally taken 2 days ago, because at the moment I’m in New York (well, not really, but I will be when this post goes up.) Celebrated early since I was going to be away on the 10th. We did more than eat cake :3

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No comic this week, in New York

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Yeah.

machine ga sakebu

Friday, November 9th, 2007

 

I hope everyone got this reference

Be Forever Dragonaut

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Once again the standard for superb writing is redefined in Dragonaut episode 6.

I guess the guy from episode 1 was on writing duty again.

Because he knew you were there. He just knew it.

Gatta Call ‘Em All

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

How’s your mouths rollin’ today?

ITAI… ITAI!

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

僕はアブないお兄さん...

ニガーです

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007