Warning: Zettai Karen Children may just turn you into a Real Life Pedophile and you will get arrested and put into jail because you did a 9 year old in the butt you terrible person BUT THEY WON’T GET ME I’M SMARTER THAN THAT
November 26th, 2008 at 11:39:42 by wahThere is a CONSPIRACY. A conspiracy by Zettai Karen Children and TVTokyo to turn innocent, 2D-loving lolicon otaku into Real Life Pedophiles like, you know, Tsutomu Miyazaki. Just look at the photos they’ve printed in the booklet for the second opening single, My Wings.
THEY WON’T GET ME, THOUGH. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS. YOUR LIES.
Tags: Zettai Karen Children
November 26th, 2008 at 11:55:44
This is getting really creepy, I have to admit.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:09:43
I would have fell for it a year ago, but I now know that loli girls in Japanese films are really just midgets ;( Never saw Zettai Karen Children, but yea :|
November 26th, 2008 at 12:47:50
They’re all really fucking cute. Fuck.
November 26th, 2008 at 13:59:03
Seriously. Since when has TVTokyo been in league with NHK?
November 26th, 2008 at 15:25:41
So they started covering that mole with make-up…
I mean, I wouldn’t know whether they had a mole or not. Why would I?
hahahaha…
November 26th, 2008 at 15:49:57
Those girls *are* cute. Not cute enough to justify a prison sentence, though.
November 26th, 2008 at 17:26:06
They’re definitely cute in a “little sister” sort of way. Though for some bizarre reason, I find the ears on the one on the left to be the most adorable aspect of the whole thing.
November 26th, 2008 at 18:17:40
The Game.
November 26th, 2008 at 18:27:36
Little white girls are cuter. Much cuter. Asians are usually ugly.
November 26th, 2008 at 18:45:55
When I saw the title of the post I thought you were only bluffing, but it looks as though you’re right. It’s a conspiracy…yes, that is the only logical explanation for this.
November 26th, 2008 at 18:56:54
“May just turn you into a real life pedophile”?
Too late, my friend. It is too late for me to be saved.
(but little girls are awesome, so whatever).
They’re not the cutest ever, but I do like the smallest girl.
<__>
November 26th, 2008 at 20:39:59
Boner check: nope, nothing
Yeah 3d lolis have nothing to fear from me. It’s all about the 2d ones.
November 27th, 2008 at 14:51:50
MWUHAHAHAHA! Fall deeper into the PIT, wildarms! FALL! Why is it better to rape a loli than a teenage girl? You don’t have to dig as big a grave! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
November 27th, 2008 at 15:55:50
Shocking 2-D -> 3D parallels are shocking indeed.
November 28th, 2008 at 04:35:20
….that shit just ain’t right…
but it’s funny as hell.
November 29th, 2008 at 23:47:50
One day, I’m going to hear how you got caught in a seedy motel room with your dick deep in some jailbait. :|
November 30th, 2008 at 10:21:54
>They’re not the cutest ever, but I do like the smallest girl.
I thought so too. Ayami and Yuika look like they’re a bit spoilt by show business already, but Suzuka-chan seems to retain a kind of airy innocence that is definitely appealing.
December 3rd, 2008 at 00:54:43
They are so unattractive. This album will never sell because of their ugly mugs.
December 30th, 2008 at 17:03:42
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