Warning: Zettai Karen Children may just turn you into a Real Life Pedophile and you will get arrested and put into jail because you did a 9 year old in the butt you terrible person BUT THEY WON’T GET ME I’M SMARTER THAN THAT

There is a CONSPIRACY. A conspiracy by Zettai Karen Children and TVTokyo to turn innocent, 2D-loving lolicon otaku into Real Life Pedophiles like, you know, Tsutomu Miyazaki. Just look at the photos they’ve printed in the booklet for the second opening single, My Wings.

THEY WON’T GET ME, THOUGH. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS. YOUR LIES.

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19 Responses to Warning: Zettai Karen Children may just turn you into a Real Life Pedophile and you will get arrested and put into jail because you did a 9 year old in the butt you terrible person BUT THEY WON’T GET ME I’M SMARTER THAN THAT

  1. Orange says:

    This is getting really creepy, I have to admit.

  2. Aizen says:

    I would have fell for it a year ago, but I now know that loli girls in Japanese films are really just midgets ;( Never saw Zettai Karen Children, but yea :|

  3. IcyStorm says:

    They’re all really fucking cute. Fuck.

  4. BrendantheJedi says:

    Seriously. Since when has TVTokyo been in league with NHK?

  5. zqube says:

    So they started covering that mole with make-up…

    I mean, I wouldn’t know whether they had a mole or not. Why would I?

    hahahaha…

  6. Valsu says:

    Those girls *are* cute. Not cute enough to justify a prison sentence, though.

  7. hisnerdness says:

    They’re definitely cute in a “little sister” sort of way. Though for some bizarre reason, I find the ears on the one on the left to be the most adorable aspect of the whole thing.

  8. Link says:

    Little white girls are cuter. Much cuter. Asians are usually ugly.

  9. ETERNAL says:

    When I saw the title of the post I thought you were only bluffing, but it looks as though you’re right. It’s a conspiracy…yes, that is the only logical explanation for this.

  10. Ryoko says:

    “May just turn you into a real life pedophile”?

    Too late, my friend. It is too late for me to be saved.
    (but little girls are awesome, so whatever).

    They’re not the cutest ever, but I do like the smallest girl.
    <__>

  11. Annubis says:

    Boner check: nope, nothing
    Yeah 3d lolis have nothing to fear from me. It’s all about the 2d ones.

  12. GuardMonkey10 says:

    MWUHAHAHAHA! Fall deeper into the PIT, wildarms! FALL! Why is it better to rape a loli than a teenage girl? You don’t have to dig as big a grave! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

  13. C.I. says:

    Shocking 2-D -> 3D parallels are shocking indeed.

  14. Sunshine says:

    ….that shit just ain’t right…

    but it’s funny as hell.

  15. Magusman says:

    One day, I’m going to hear how you got caught in a seedy motel room with your dick deep in some jailbait. :|

  16. mt-i says:

    >They’re not the cutest ever, but I do like the smallest girl.

    I thought so too. Ayami and Yuika look like they’re a bit spoilt by show business already, but Suzuka-chan seems to retain a kind of airy innocence that is definitely appealing.

  17. Gars says:

    They are so unattractive. This album will never sell because of their ugly mugs.

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