Japan Rant
First off, here’s some background music.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it’s really related to this thread.
I am in Japan right now; you know, Japan?
Well, anyways, there was insane number of foreigners there, and I couldn’t get in.
Then, I looked at the poster on the wall, and it had “Cool Japan” written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don’t come Japan just because you think it’s cool, fool.
It’s only cool, C-O-O-L for crying out loud.
There’re even entire families here. Family of 4, all out in Japan, huh? How fucking nice.
“Alright, daddy’s gonna order a giant hamburger at McDonald’s.” God, I can’t bear to watch.
I’ll give you a giant hamburger if you go back to America.
Japan should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys wanting to buy the same 30000 yen Touhou Mahjong set can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that’s what’s great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was at Shinjuku station, and then the American bastard beside me goes “I hate Japan, why does everyone speak Japanese? I want to go home.”
What kind of foreigner in Japan really wants to go home nowadays, you moron?
I want to interrogate him . I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don’t just want try killing yourself?
Coming from a Japan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, going to Nakano Broadway.
That’s right, Nakano Broadway. This is the vet’s way of going to Japan.
Going to Nakano Broadway means more rare goods than mainstream goods. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it’s amazing. This is unbeatable.
However, if you go there then there is a danger that you’ll be looked down upon by some Japanese people from the next time on; it’s a double-edged sword.
I can’t recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stay the fuck in America and never come to Japan, ever.
but… but… i really want a touhou mahjong set.
ROFLMAO, good one bro. Classic.
C-o-r-E: you’ll take this set out of my cold dead hands
I know I’ll never actually go to Japan, since though I love moe and otaku culture, I hate Japan and the Japanese language.
I think Japan is 200% better than America.
Totally serious.
But I’ve always hated American culture. I’m cool with the English language though, even if it makes no sense at all.
@wah: Just wait til you fly back here. The reverse culture shock will make you feel that 200%.
Nice kopipe. I’m glad that your trip’s been all positive so far, from what I’ve seen. :3
you’ll be biting your words in 6 months, although I don’t know if you’re even going to be in Japan that long.
im with ya man i hate the culture here * or lack there of as the case may be* we worship the mundane *case and point Etv mtv and fox news* and never take time to enjoy the buty and balance of nature around us it constantly eats at me every day
うけるｗ
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wait…did he really say: “I hate Japan, why does everyone speak Japanese?” Are you serious? It’s because you’re in Japan dumbass. Gods, I hate those kinds of people. I could care less whether you like the place or not, but at least think before you speak.
Btw. where would I find that touhou mahjong set? I want one. Seriously.