First Impression: Moetan

This show just… this show. And I don’t mean that in a good, Gurren Lagann way. This is like absolute epitome of otaku trash. This. This thing right here. Uh, the plot? Some mage named Arcs escapes inprisonment in magic land… or so he thinks! They kind of turn him into a duck because he did something naughty. Enter Ink-chan, who runs into the duck. The duck gives her magical powers allowing her to turn into a magical girl with the most fetish ridden costume I’ve ever seen in my entire life. She decides to use her new appearance to approach the boy who she has a crush on without feeling embarrassed, to teach him English so he can get into University (preferably with her.)

This show is crazy with the pedo overtones. CRAZY. I was rockhard for the entire 24 minutes, but for some reason I felt guilty. THIS DAMN SHOW. THIS FUCKING SHOW. Ink is like childish as hell. She acts like she’s five. Or maybe four. She’s also really short. God. This is like probably the most moe you can get (though watch Japan prove me wrong.) To be honest, this kind of moe doesn’t appeal to me. It feels all too produced and in your face for my tastes. I prefer more honest and/or subtle moe. For example, things like Cardcaptor Sakura or Kamichu. This is just too… TOO GODDAMMIT.

The animation is fairly good. Clean, moves well, but not especially note worthy. It’ll be nice it keeps consistent, but I think it won’t. I forgot what the music was, but it probably sucks anyway. The op/ed/whatever song they played is pretty spastic and crazy, probably too much so for even me. I don’t know if I’ll keep watching this. Maybe for another three episodes anyway. At least the duck is funny.