Kill Asa Shigure

Shuffle! Memories isn’t too painful. I mean, it’s recap, but they’re decently done. That and I haven’t seen the original series for quite a while. But oh, did episode three made me wanna die.

A bunch of screencaps with witty comments after the jump.

They just did this to piss me off didn’t they? Stop feigning sadness Asa, you witch.

Remember this now and forever you green haired heathen.

I honestly don’t see how you could ruin this poor girl’s happiness, Asa. Look at how much she cares for you! Asshole.

They kept parading the same “LOL INDEPENDENT GIRL” theme throughout the ending sequence. How is this attractive? All I can gather from this picture is that you can’t see the huge bulge in the shorts where her giant manly penis is.

Not really Asa’s fault, but I found this translation to be funny. Honestly, “shut the fuck up” is not Shuffle! at all. For serious.