wah’s 5 awesome tips for picking up Japanese chicks

Guys I’ve been fuckin’ so many chicks lately you will not believe. AND THEY’RE ALL JAPANESE. If you want to get in on this awesome piece of Japanese asses just follow my 5 easy steps for being a fucking awesome cool dude with women.

  1. When you meet your hot Japanese girl for the first time talk about how much you love anime and manga all of the time. She’ll think you’re so fucking sexy she may just drop to the floor right then and suck your cock.
  2. Wear shirts with lots of Japanese on them. You don’t even have to know Japanese, but if you wear a shirt with lots of Japanese on it the girl will think you care a lot about her culture. But of course that’s a lie, since you just want to fuck her. If you wanna be super direct, I suggest this one.
  3. When you go out with her only go to shops that sell Japanese things and only eat sushi and other Japanese food. But especially sushi. Japanese people only eat Japanese food, if they eat anything else they’ll explode into blood and die.
  4. Speak to her in Japanese. Just like step 2, even if you don’t know a lick of Japanese, do it anyway. Some good words are baka and neko. If you say those over and over again you can talk about politics and shit in Japanese.
  5. When you’re fucking her don’t use a condom, and pull out right before you climax so you can shoot it all in her face, just like in Japanese porn that you watch all time.

If you do this you’ll be a cool dude like me and bag Japanese women in no time.