Final word on this stuff

The little spot of dorama I created about a fortnight ago still hasn’t subsided. A few days ago the fine userbase of FANDOM WANK, a site which I had never heard of (since they’re not super cool enough for me to notice them) found my little internet slap-fight with Dark Mirage and insisted on talking about it. The comments are ok– some of them are actually quite good. I don’t have the time or drive to mine through all of them, but this one sent me in to fits wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“One of the things I cannot get over about a fair few of these fanboy males is the way they act like they won’t settle for anything less than a petite Oriental bikini model on each pudgy white arm, never mind that they look like a shaved ape in a pizza-stained Shuffle! tee. The insistent way pale, spotty nerds complain that any girl who isn’t utterly perfect (or, le gasp, actually looks like a normal woman) is a hideous, pustule-covered buttertroll no guy in his right mind would touch with a ten-foot pole really gets me down sometimes. What the Hell do they see when they look in the mirror that they think gives them the right to demand perfection in a woman?”

The first hilarious thing that strikes me about this comment is how she assumes I’m both white and fat, which I’m not. Anyone who knows me will know I’m a somewhat dark-skinned Persian who is relatively well proportioned (though I will admit to the spots of acne, I am still just a dorky teenager.) The second hilarious thing is how she assumes I am interested in 3D women (“Oriental” women at that, wwwww) and that I look for perfection in 3D women, which is also wrong. I have a 2D-Complex which means I don’t like 3D women AT ALL. Not because they’re unattractive, but because they just aren’t my cup of tea. I prefer my girls rendered with thin lines and the fill-tool. I’ll admit some girls are moderately good looking, but I much rather rub against a pillow with Kaede Fuyou or Nagi Sanzenin on it, thanks.

The sheer amount of ANGRY FANGIRL present in this comment is hilarious. I won’t say it represents the general tone of the comments there, but it’s quality. It also remidned me that girls actually use the internet :V

This other one is funny for the same reason, but not as brilliant as the previous one by our black-hair-dying (EMOOOOOOOOOO), fanfiction-writing, nerdy fangirl from the UK.

Anyway, that’s my final say on my experimental work of art. I need to stop wasting time on this and get to watching old fanservice OVAs I started as a kid but never finished. Oh, Blockbuster, and your anime section in the 90s!

 
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13 Responses to Final word on this stuff

  1. Calawain says:

    Don’t let the (wo)man keep you down~! People assume just because they are a girl on the internet means they are shy and nice. Anonymity works for both sexes, chick on the internet can make asinine and baseless insults just as well as men.

  2. kransom says:

    last time I heard the word “oriental” used in reference to a person was when my friend’s racist father asked if I was “one of them orientals,” then proceeded to ask me if I “spoke the language.”

    ww

  3. Hi.

    I am a golden god, and I agree with heero to the tune of 100%.

    Please, ladies… stop being so angry and just admit you want a firm dick in your puss. It’ll save time and we don’t have to hear you run on about how you aren’t getting any. Or at least veil it a bit more.

    Yes, that is an invitation. ;) Rawr.

  4. DrmChsr0 says:

    Fandom Wank, LOL

    *gets a bucket of paint and a C++ compiler

  5. DS says:

    .خيلى خوب

  6. k. says:

    Well, that was amusing. It’d been a while since I last heard of FW.

    Indeed, we females use the internet, but I’m confident we’re capable of better flames than this one. :>

  7. BrendantheJedi says:

    Don’t lie, you know if Yuku Goto offered you sex you’d take it. Though I guess seiyuu’s are a different matter entirely.

  8. TheBigGSN5 says:

    Compare and contrast the original Aika series with the new one to see how the fail is spreading. (HINT-Original so much better.)

  9. DrmChsr0 says:

    THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA

    *kicks wah into a pit of tentacle monsters

  10. TheBigN says:

    TheBigGSN5: In terms of what? Story? Fanservice?

    wah: Uuuuuhhh… ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH?

  11. digitalboy says:

    Internet “women” can be hilarious sometimes. Especially angry one who you know are only talking about themselves XD

  12. Jusuchin says:

    This amuses me to no end. Wing, to me, was never a good series. And if the Wing fangirls ever stopped to consider it, the whiny Amuro Ray was never a Yaoi material character who was trained since the age of 3, or whatever impossibly young age, to fight.

    Dude, don’t worry about people like these.

  13. TheBigGSN5 says:

    TheBigN: Those things, plus a couple little things I like to call art design and animation quality, two elements not of much concern to some current studios.